Virtual Ops Assistant (Work From Anywhere) in Bucuresti

<p>PSSST... We're looking for an operational assistant. If you know anyone, send them this way/share this post with them...</p><p> </p><p>Are you fun? Interesting? Unique? Intelligent? Driven? And love to organize and oversee projects/tasks making sure that everything is running smoothly?</p><p> </p><p>Hi! Thanks for checking out our newest role at Funneltopia...</p><p> </p><p>To start, I want you to know that this position description will take you 20+ minutes to read, and then 2+ hours to apply, and 10+ hours during the interview process. We also have multiple automatic disqualification points in the hiring process...</p><p> </p><p>Why? Because if you’re going to work with us, I want this to be a fruitful collaboration, where everyone wins.</p><p> </p><p>If we just used the “traditional” hiring methods. You wouldn’t know if you liked working here, until it was too late...</p><p> </p><p>That said, We're NOT looking for worker bees or clock-in-clock-out employees who are just working for a paycheck...</p><p> </p><p>In other words, if you would work for a company you hate just to collect a wage, keep looking - you’ll never fit in here.</p><p> </p><p>We ARE looking for something very particular... So keep reading and if you’re interested at the end - pay close attention to the directions (especially the correct answer to question #3) and apply...</p><p> </p><p>The first automatic disqualification is in the application - more on why later in this “Do I Fit Into The Company Culture at Funneltopia” sales letter.</p><p> </p><p>One more thing...</p><p> </p><p>Everyone starts at a "breadwinners base living wage" and as you level up (explained later) and get promoted you can earn up to 10x of your base wage + commission/bonuses + we profit share 10% of each quarters profits with all qualified team members.</p><p> </p><p>What is a "Breadwinners Base Living Wage"?</p><p>We pay everyone a “breadwinners base living wage” - that means you’ll earn a base wage based on cost of a 2 bedroom apartment w/utilities & internet, fresh groceries for 2 adults and 2 children, and an extra 20% for entertainment and essentials. I believe that one person in a family should be able to focus on income and the other can focus on taking care of the family (if they want). Obviously not a requirement for only one person in the family to work, but you should have the choice.</p><p> </p><p>Let’s go into a tad bit about who you’ll primarily report to... I'm The Funnel Genius, Hawk Mikado - I'm the co-founder of multiple 6+ & 7+ Figure companies including this one, Funnel LLC (aka Funnel Magazine). In my former agency, we helped 12+ Companies create 7+ Figure Funnels, and taught 11,973+ how to Add 6+ Figures to their business using funnels...</p><p> </p><p>I'm going to let you in on a bit of a secret, most applicants never look at the actual job posting - SO... before we get started I want to lay out a few ground rules to actually get you in the door...</p><p> </p><p>#1 - Read the entire listing, it will save you a lot of time & headache from the "Hunger Games" you'll be going through (I don't know if I got that reference right, but F-it...)</p><p> </p><p>#2 - I Cuss... If you've got a problem with that... Keep looking, this company will fully repel you (or at least I will)</p><p> </p><p>#3 - Somewhere in here is a secret code word that you'll need to include in your application... You'll put that into the 3rd question "other info you want us to know" - you can also add anything else in there, but it must start with the codeword...</p><p> </p><p>BONUS TIP #1 - I love to have fun and work with people who are fun</p><p> </p><p>BONUS TIP #2 - As a member of any company your "job" is not whatever you got hired for... it's to make the company a profit... that means you make the company more money than they spend for all expenses related to your role...</p><p>E.g. You must make us a 3x Profit within your first 90 days, and a 10x profit within 12 months to continue to have a position with us<br>"but some of the stuff I do doesn't make money?" - that may be true... but you can save us money - e.g. If someone in the company who makes more than you needs something done - and you can ultimately do it for less than they can... that increases profits for our company.</p><p>BONUS TIP #3 - I'm a marketer, so basically everything comes in 3 parts & the rest of are bonuses... and damn it if I don't create the best possible offer stack imaginable... LOL</p><p> </p><p>Okay...</p><p> </p><p>Since you're still here that means you might just be as crazy as me, so go over to our main careers site.</p><p> </p><p>If you feel confident you can still get the role with us…</p><p> </p><p>Let get into our company culture, values, guiding principles and information about this role…</p><p> </p><p>Go here for the rest of the position description and to apply:</p><p> </p><p>https://apply.funnel.careers/operational#section-G0P6L47S05</p><p> </p>